Friday, May 01, 2009

Swine flu. Whatever.

Since we need medical drama also in life, epidemics come by every now and then. Currently, everyone's worried about the swine flu. When I was studying abroad, there was the outbreak of SARS. I remember my flatmate returning from China and she looked like a freaking zombie because she had been on a very long flight. I was so paranoid that it was that disease everyone was talking about. Anyway, we still haven't had any cases of swine flu here. Maybe because we're so used to bugs that they don't bother us anymore.

"Maybe swine flu comes from stupid piggy men. "


I was having a conversation with someone the other day about some random people. Apparently, some girl is involved with a very hot young man who has about three other girlfriends. It's quite obvious the way he treats/ makes up stories her that he's a player/jerk/piggy man. But that's not the astonishing bit. The truly bizarre part of the story is that the girl has so much trust in him and it would be pointless trying to expose him. And it's not like she has any reason to be a desperate soul. Why do women who have it all, throw it all away for jerks? It's so common that one would think that there must be a logical explanation. Someone you're dating tells you not to present yourself on his facebook, shouldn't you question that? It's not like he's batman and his enemies will destroy all his loved ones. Or else he tells you that you can't come to his house today because he's, um, cleaning... The problem is that when you kind of really like someone for no reason, then reason disappears completely and you keep liking them because you can't think of anything better to do. I just wish people wouldn't treat those who trust them like disposable waste.

"If you believe that you're here in this world for a reason, let the reason be love"

A friend of mine was in one of those "life's purpose" moods so I, in all my wisdom, gave her that line. She replied with "yuck". I'm so lucky that I have friends who respond to mush in that manner. This way, I'd never have to say sappy things to them to let them know how much they mean to me.

Maybe "yuck" could be a new philosophy. "Whatever" is another popular one. It can apply to any situation. We have a dog named Coal. He's kind of a retard. I mentioned him in a chat session with my sister and she's like:
"You mean Cole?"
"What? I thought his name is Coal"
"No, it's Cole"
"Didn't you name him Coal because he was black?"
"Oh. Whatever"

See?


Sketchbook link: The Best Cure

10 comments:

Clover said...

Ok first of all, you use all my conversations. You could be sued you know! and all the world really does need is love!

DPhatsez said...

Ahem! Say it with feeling. What-evvvaaa! :)

Whacky twists i'll give ya that. Started with swine flu, dissed men and then concluded with life philosophy for the twisted soul.

swell! \m/

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mazhalai said...

:)

bluesocks said...

Clover: yuck!

bluesocks said...

ps. which would you prefer?

Scenario 1:
- Clover: Anju's got swine flu
- bluesocks: Yuck

Scenario 2:
- Clover: Anju's got swine flu
- bluesocks: whatever!

bluesocks said...

( please dont get swine flu, i would feel so awful!)

Bungi said...

The pig mask is so funny! Brilliant!

mandy said...

Kudos. "yuck" IS my philosophy.
Yuck.

Anju said...

Clover, I thought you wanted to stay anonymous! Please copyright your conversations - that would be hilarious!

Dphatsez, Yes, I'm known for twisty posts - I can't be consistent but I try and thread the points together to seem like they're linked :)

Bluesocks, very clever, indeed! As you can see, both are fitting!

Bungi, thank you :)

Mandy, I'm sooooo surprised! :D

Clover said...

And stop using the word piggy man! It's something I kind of came up with! You can use it but you must give me credit.